Wednesday, May 27, 2009

BULLETIN: TOM JONES NO LONGER SPLITTING PANTS ONSTAGE!

Tom Jones, at age 68, says he's no longer going to attempt the same gyrations that used to drive the ladies wild at his live shows. Thinks it would make him look silly. Well, it hasn't "dampened" the enthuiasm of his female fans (who've grown a little older themselves).

Instead of tossing their panties onstage...they're now throwing adult diapers.