ON THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS:
THE HURT LOCKER...Another movie about stuff getting blown up. How original.
AVATAR...Or you could just go and see the Blue Man Group.
PRECIOUS...Gritty, like when you bite into some dirt when you're chewing your spinach.
A SERIOUS MAN...Don't take it too seriously.
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS...Hey, if they can't even spell the two words in the title correctly, how intelligent can it be?
UP...The only cartoons I liked were Mister Magoo and Daffy Duck.
DISTRICT 9...Crustacean-like aliens addicted to cat food. Deep.
AN EDUCATION...I got my education behind the barn.
UP IN THE AIR...More down to earth than you might expect.
THE BLIND SIDE...I'm still peeved with Sandra Bullock for promoting her "nude" scene in The Proposal, when all you could see were knock-knees and strategically placed arms and hands.
What SHOULD win: DISTRICT 9
What WILL WIN: Something else.