If people put as much time, effort, and care into their MARRIAGES as they put into their gaudy, extravagant, drunken, wasteful WEDDINGS--divorce would be virtually nonexistent.
Idiots--what are you celebrating? You haven't accomplished ANYTHING. Stay together for a couple of years and THEN have a celebration...you've earned it.
And wouldn't it be nice to have that money you blew on a ONE day celebration when it comes time to send your kids to college?
Duh...gee...WE NEVER THOUGHT OF DAT!
DUM DE DUM DE DUM...dat's why were getting divorced now...cuz we never thought dat deeply about ANYTHING!