Wednesday, June 10, 2009

TIMMY'S RANT OF THE DAY

If people put as much time, effort, and care into their MARRIAGES as they put into their gaudy, extravagant, drunken, wasteful WEDDINGS--divorce would be virtually nonexistent.

Idiots--what are you celebrating? You haven't accomplished ANYTHING. Stay together for a couple of years and THEN have a celebration...you've earned it.

And wouldn't it be nice to have that money you blew on a ONE day celebration when it comes time to send your kids to college?

Duh...gee...WE NEVER THOUGHT OF DAT!

DUM DE DUM DE DUM...dat's why were getting divorced now...cuz we never thought dat deeply about ANYTHING!

6 comments:

  1. If it ain't broke, then don't fix it....

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  2. If it ain't broke, then don't fix it....

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  3. Joyce,
    Thanks for your comment...I assume you're referring to relatiionships.

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  5. Yep, my last wedding was the best! Costco carrot cake, bar band, hippy handfasting in a park and the most expensive thing...the rafting trip the day before we got married. Fun and it lasted 7 years, a record for me and only ended by Mike's passing...

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  6. Teri,
    That was a good story. Back in the day, I got married on the beach in Boca Raton, Florida. A real estate agent conducted the ceremony. Two scuba divers (in their wet suits and goggles)happened along and asked if they could be part of the ceremony. I guess they were the bridesmaids or something. Only lasted about a year...you could say that was the high point right there.

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